The smurfs? No!!! The Ninjas!

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The smurfs? No!!! The Ninjas!

Postby Rend » Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:32 am

The 'Ninjas'

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Episode 1: Introduction

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SCENE: Small mushroom sized huts made out of bamboo. Miniature and blue ninjas walk about.

NARRATOR: One sunny day in Ninja Village...

SCOUT: [comes running from a path leading outside the village]

STEALTH: [appears out of thin air from his nonexistant hiding place] Ahh,

scout ninja, you've returned. I just cant wait to hear the information you

have. What have you ninja'ed?

SCOUT: I have found out that that darned wizard Gargamel Chan and his cat

Baka have been Ninja'ing against us!

STEALTH: Holy Ninja, scout ninja! What will we ever to?

SCOUT: We have to ninja it over to Master Ninja's hut!

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SCENE: Inside Master Ninja's Hut

MASTER: Scout ninja? Stealth ninja? What are you two doing here?

STEALTH: How did you ninja me, Master ninja? i was hiding!

MASTER: I'm just ninja like that.

SCOUT: Gargamel-Chan and Baka are plotting the destruction of Ninja Village!

They should be leaving at any time now!

MASTER: What makes this time different from all the other times he's tried to

Ninja the village?

SCOUT: This time he really means to ninja the village!

MASTER: Oh no, then it's serious. We better tell Meanie Ninja!

STEALTH: What a great idea! Off we go!

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SCENE: Meanie Ninja's hut

THREE NINJAS COME IN.

MEANIE: WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE? GET THE NINJA OUT OF MY HOUSE

BEFORE I GO NINJA ON ALL OF YOU!

MASTER: Calm down, Meanie Ninja, we just want to Ninja with you.

MEANIE: You have thirty seconds.

SCOUT: Gargamel-Chan and Baka are going to attack Ninja village!

MEANIE: ...and?

SCOUT: He really means it!

MEANIE: Well, we better hop to it. I'll go get Irate Ninja, Crosseyed ninja,

and Old Man Ninja. We'll ninja it over and meet you outside Gargamel-Chan's

house.

MEANIE: [leaves hut]

STEALTH: [appears out of nowhere] Did he see me?

MASTER: No, Stealth Ninja.

STEALTH: Good. Dang, he went to get Old Man Ninja. he must be serious.

SCOUT: At least he didn't have to resort to waking up Bald Guy With Goatee

Ninja.

MASTER: Yes, let's all be ninja for that.

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SCENE: Inside Gargamel-Chan's house

CHAN: Baka! Where are you?

BAKA: Meow!

CHAN: Who's a pretty little siamese cat? you are!

BAKA: [purrs]

CHAN: And we are going to have Ninja stew today! Starting with Helpless

Looking Girl Ninja! [Maniacal laughter]

HELPLESS LOOKING GIRL: [muttering] They'd better get here soon so i can Ninja

this guy...

BAKA: [hiss]

CHAN: Quiet, baka!

BAKA: Meow!!

CHAN: I SAID QUIET!

BAKA: [grumble]

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SCENE: Outside of Gargamel-Chan's house

IRATE: Jeez, can we get this over with already?

OLD MAN: We must ninja this quickly, before it's time for my evening ninja.

MASTER: Almost... we still have a few ninjas to wait.

STEALTH: But why, Master Ninja?

MASTER: You'll see, Stealth Ninja.

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SCENE: Inside Gargamel-Chan's house

HELPLESS LOOKING GIRL: [muttering] 3... 2... 1...

OLD MAN: SUPER NINJA STRIKE!

IRATE: FREAKY WIERD NINJA ATTACK!

STEALTH: [sneaks]

MEANIE: CRUELTY NINJA SLASH!

CHAN: What? Ahhh! Help! They've invaded!

SCENE: Pot with potion to incinerate all ninjas spills onto the floor. The

ninjas on the floor jump onto furniture to avoid it.

HELPLESS LOOKING GIRL: [goes ninja on gargamel-chan's ninja]

CHAN: [runs away] Next time, ninjas!

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SCENE: Back at ninja village

MASTER: Now Helpless Looking Girl Ninja, try not to get yourself into ninja

just to get a ninja at Gargamel-Chan, alright?

HELPLESS LOOKING GIRL: Oh, alright Master Ninja!

IRATE: Yeah, you're going to ninja for making Meanie Ninja wake me up.

SCENE: All ninja's start laughing.

THE END
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Postby Nyufrost » Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:35 am

Blue Smurf Ninjas with funny names! Yay!

That's quite creative, Rend! :thumbs:

I love the names! :lol
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Postby Megafrost » Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:22 pm

It's hilarious! :lol

I don't know why though. But it is! :lol
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Postby Evlfrost » Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:43 pm

Hahahaha I love those things.
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Postby Kaos » Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:27 am

XD LOL that's funny :lol

tho i did get a little confused wen every other word was ninja :lila: but i liked it!!
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Postby Raistlin » Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:18 am

LMAO!!! that is funny...... :lol
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Postby BigDirtyOgre » Sat Jan 25, 2003 5:48 pm

i used too watch the smurfs. the ninjas would've been a better show.
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