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Postby TerraFrost » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:29 am

All your questions, answered:

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/index.html
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Postby Drazo » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:32 pm

That explains a lot. :roll:

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Postby chaotic century » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:00 pm

...................whats f.a.q?
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Postby Megafrost » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:10 pm

Frequently asked questions. The guy who put up this website apparantly does not believe in god. :p
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Postby chaotic century » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:16 pm

lol athiests
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Postby Neerowolf » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:06 pm

I am god.
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Postby Megafrost » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:09 am

You don't exist.
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Postby chaotic century » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:23 am

lol blastphemy (sp?)
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Postby Rapscallion » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:03 pm

the smartass, loser, webdesigner who put that up is going 2 hell where he blongs.
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Postby TerraFrost » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:10 pm

bah - everyone's going to hell. bush probably believes the terrorists are going to hell, and the terrorists, if they believe in a hell (is hell common to all abrahamic religions, or just christianity), say, i'm sure, that bush is going to hell.

so who's right? bush, because he has god on his side? the terrorists say they have god on their side, too. perhapes bush is right because he doesn't kill innocent civilians? of course, since he has, indirectly, through his war with iraq, that argument has no credence.

so, like i said, if any one individual is going to hell, we're all going to hell.
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Postby Dev » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:31 pm

yyeahhh i rember in church if you wanna be in heaven you gotta be good and stuff but everything you do is a sin so everyone is practically going to hell... Even little boys like me are going to hell.
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Postby Rapscallion » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:33 pm

they're BOTH wrong!!! God hates them both!!!
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Postby Neerowolf » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:37 pm

And Terra's point was that if either is going to hell, we all are.

Religion is bull. You need to learn that. If you think about it, it's all a scam. Dev is right. Everything you do is a sin, and if you have one sin, you go to hell. So they make you confess to everything you did wrong.

Oh, but god is so loving and forgiving, but you have to follow him and do what he says or else eternal suffering.

It's ALL A LIE. You're wasting your time. God won't make your life ANY BETTER than anyone elses.
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Postby chaotic century » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:54 am

but how do u kno? do u kno god?
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Postby Neerowolf » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:59 am

I don't have to. That's what every religious person has told me. I just pieced it together.
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