What are you thoughts on the possibility of God being a tapeworm? I believe that it is, indeed, a possibility at the least that God is, indeed, a tapeworm. I mean, if you were a god, wouldn't you want your clones to be happy? And what would be a happier existence than that of a parasite, living off the hard work of others while enjoying the simple things, like making people hungry? Truely, tapeworms and other parasites are those favored by God. I mean, they pretty much get a lifetime vacation with job pay, yah? What's even more ironic though, is that we sit here believing that we ourselves are the chosen of god and end up blissfully working our lives away while an honorable few us provide happiness for the true chosen, the seemingly meager but truely enviable tapeworm. Thusly, I would like to pass a motion that the lyrics of the song "Needles" by System Of A Down, which include the line "Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!" are thusly heretical, in that they advocate causing pain and discomfort to the tapeworms, and deprive them of their life vacation in the mortal realm.