Killer Potatoes?

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Killer Potatoes?

Postby Nyufrost » Sat Aug 02, 2003 6:59 am

It's always amazing what whacky things drunk people will do! :lol
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man for firing potatoes at passers-by with a home-made bazooka, authorities in the western city of Essen said on Friday.

"It was like a bazooka that fired potatoes," a spokesman for police in Essen said. "Jolly dangerous from close range."

Police said the weapon consisted of about five feet of drainpipe attached to an aerosol can which the man ignited to propel the root vegetables toward their targets.

"He was plastered and probably thought it was fun," the spokesman said.

The 33-year-old man is now under investigation for attempting to cause bodily harm and violating gun laws.
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Postby tsian » Sat Aug 02, 2003 7:03 am

Hmm, so we now know the weapons that the vegetarian army will use upon their uprising.
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Postby shahmask » Sat Aug 02, 2003 7:19 am

hmm...wouldn't a dry bean shooter be better for the vegetarian army? stuff it full of beans and vwaola! a nice shot gun or even automatic weapon alternative.
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Postby tsian » Sat Aug 02, 2003 7:19 am

Well, this is the heavy artilery. The nice thing is, during peacetime they can power their clocks with em.
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Postby Neerowolf » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:00 pm

I think they should get watermelons somehow so when they hit the target, they es'plode!
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Postby Gigafrost » Sat Aug 02, 2003 4:55 pm

I thought that vegetarian armies would use killer tomatos...like the kind from the old movie, or something.
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Postby Neerowolf » Sat Aug 02, 2003 5:45 pm

No, it was a tv series. There was this tomato empire or something, i don't remember exactly
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Postby tsian » Sat Aug 02, 2003 7:20 pm

There was a movie too... I think.

"Attack of the KILLer TOmaTOES....."
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Postby Some Unreg Punk » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:16 am

yep I remeber that movie... seriously low grade cheap film.
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